Hey, guess what America. The Governor of New Jersey is a lizard person! I bet you didn’t know that.
This might come as a surprise to you, since he’s a pretty public guy. As a result, I came with some evidence besides a photo of him delivering a speech about hard work and eating people at the RNC tonight.
Did you know that Chris Christie once considered running for President for the 2012 elections? It’s true- I read it on the Internet.
I do have to admire Chris for one thing – He knows how to find clothes that fit him, unlike a certain Vice Presidential candidate that I can think of. I’m not here to bash on the absent resident Joe Biden though.
Tell us about your experiences with Chris Christie eating people and committing extreme acts of reptillian agression in the comments. Thanks!