Henry Kissinger: Definite Lizard Person

Henry Kissinger is clearly a lizard person.

His extensive time at Harvard in the 50′s was really a cover for needing a place to stay while he directed the landings of other alien craft on Earth.

It is said that some of the lizard people’s favorite seasonings are spicy mustards found in the Far East. Is it no wonder that Henry tried to bring an end to violent conflict in that area? They were desperate to reclaim a crucial food source, which they would need to continue to survive in our world.

I found the photo pictured at right by Googling for “henry kissinger lizard”, so you know it’s true. What other terms could you have used?

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