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Hosni Mubarak: Lizard Person Leader Deposed!

Hosni Mubarak a Lizard Person

Hosni Mubarak a Lizard Person

Hosni Mubarak, the president of Egypt, has watched as his country was overrun this week in a series of Counter-Lizard Person revolts against his rule. At this point, he has been effectively all but disposed by the popular movement of people in his country. While we wait to see a clear leader emerge and bring the country forward, it’s critical to realize the victories against the autocratic, people-eating lizard persons of North Africa. Take heart and see the power that all people offer when they rise up against their oppressors. Unemployment being over 25% and half the country living in poverty gave the people of Egypt (and Tunisia) no great love or reason to continue to back their leaders.

What other national figures in the world are lizard people who must be resisted? Let us know. [email protected]

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Rex Ryan: Lizard Person or not?

Rex Ryan Is A Lizard Person

Rex Ryan Is A Lizard Person

We’ve just identified Rex Ryan as a lizard person sports coach. His floppy neck, jowls, fits of rage and bizarre arrogance are all key indicators of being a lizard person foot soldier. In what other situation would someone who was just humiliated challenge his opponent to another fight? Not many.

Looking at him at right, it’s pretty clear what’s going on in this scene: He’s inspecting potential meals on the field before he devours one and reports back to Lizard Person central on their spaceship. We should keep a sharp eye out for any other suspicious public behaviors that will help us understand the general motivations and behaviors of all lizard people, so that we can better identify them and track others like him in the population. Our goals are not to capture or remove just one threatening lizard person, but all of them!

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Lizard Person Returned To Maker: Spiro Agnew

Spiro Agnew was a clear lizard person. In six years, he went from County Executive in Maryland to Vice President of the United States, and was out of that job in barely four years. An era of crime and criminal activities followed him, from taking bribes as Governor of Maryland to innumerable immoral acts while Vice President.

Spiro Agnew Was A Lizard Person

Spiro Agnew Was A Lizard Person

A clear agent of the Lizard People can rise quickly into a position of power like that – it can be set up. Luckily his own greed and attitudes got the best of him  and took him down even faster. Since then, the lizard people learned that they need to be just a little more stealthy and clever. Spiro Agnew was a painful lesson to them that they can’t get away with just anything. They got clever after he was thrown bodily out of politics and law.

Even the Lizard People temporarily pretended to be rid of Agnew – his portrait was removed from the Maryland State House Governor’s Room for almost 20 years. It was only reinstated in the mid-90′s when they believed it was safe and that people had forgotten. We have not forgotten that Spiro Agnew was a lizard person!

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BP Executive Officers: Definitely Lizard People

Tony Hayward Is A Lizard Person

Tony Hayward Is A Lizard Person

Yeah, Tony Howard is definitely a lizard person. Seriously. Look at him. BP was two steps away from intentionally dumping millions of barrels of oil into the Gulf of Mexico to try and poison and kill us all and our food and the whole ocean, really. They were so criminally negligent because they almost wanted it to happen. Screw this guy and the hard hat he’s wearing, he’s a lizard person trying to take over the world and eat us all.

Who’s going to resist a giant British lizard person who is actively poisoning the world’s oceans and trying to figure out how to bail out his company first and save  the lives and livelihoods of millions of living things second? They are so screwed and we should all be glad, this is a step back for lizard people’s world domination if we can recover from the ruining of our oceans!

Are chemical dispersants the solution for humanity by the lizard people?

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Winnipeg Police Are Lizard People?

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the winnipeg police are lizard people!

This one comes to us from alert Lizard Person Or Not reader Sarah, who sent us the following alert:

All the senior Manitoba Justice officials are greedy, flesh-eating Lizard Overlords who are assisted by their mindless lizard minions – the Winnipeg police in abducting oppressed, impoverished Natives, mostly women, to be used for a quick convenient snack food source. These lizard officials know that that these (500 at last count)missing Native women will not elicit any public outcry due to pervasive Canadian rascism. These lizard-reptiles also exist in other provinces of Canada and generally prey on ethnic minorities, especially First Nation people.

Apparently, Manitoba has a full-fledged infestation of lizard people who are systematically attacking and eating First Nation people in Canada. It’s incredible how blatantly they are being about this – Simply grabbing them off the street and from their homes and devouring them in front of their families before moving on. It’s currently unknown why they are favoring women. If you have any more information about the Manitoba or Winnipeg area and these incidents, please let us know!

The Police everywhere are pretty clearly instruments of lizard person enforcement and action, whether willing or unwillingly or whether they even realize it. They may be unwitting participants in this grand conspiracy and so deliberate efforts can be made to save those who have not been replaced by a Lizard Person doppelgänger.

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Ben Bernanke, Lizard Person

Ben Bernanke

Ben Bernanke

Ben Bernanke is definitely a lizard person. Given the amount of time he spends in dark, musty offices fiddling with the American economy, he rarely has time to come to the surface and feed on American children playing in the yard.

If you see this man near your house, don’t call the police. Just bring your children inside and tell him that you don’t have any treasury bonds or children to eat.

It’s possible that Ben was once a good man and not a lizard person, because he grew up waiting tables and doing construction work. Since then, he’s been approving big bank mergers and not-so-secretly helping keep the AIG kleptocracy in motion. Beware!

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Sean Connery: Replaced By A Lizard Person

Sean Connery wasn’t always a lizard person. Not everyone is born evil. Some people can be possessed by the mind-control devices that Lizard People brought with them to Earth though. Sean Connery is one of them. Consider the criteria:

1) Does not age apparently. See photo at right.

sean connery is a lizard person - he doesn't age

sean connery is a lizard person - he doesn't age

2) Large, pronounced jaw. He’s got a mean one. He tries to obscure it under a beard so people won’t see the implants given to him by his Lizard Person masters.

3) Ruthless. The man is 79 and still unstoppable!

Be on the lookout. Know that it’s still possible to turn him back to a human though – The Lizard People’s mind control isn’t permanent. He can be saved if someone acts quickly.

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Vladimir Putin: Commander of the Lizard People

It should be no surprise that the man who has strangled the growing democracy of Russia is a Lizard Person. In fact, I suspect that he is most likely a commander of a small legion of lizard people, based on a few criteria:

  1. lizard creature putin whispering to his puppet medvedev

    putin whispering to his puppet medvedev

    Crushing the private media and news sources in favor of public information management

  2. Launching wars to crush small neighbor states that resist will
  3. Putin’s famous temper that makes his eyes narrow and skin flash green is an obvious tell. Of being a lizard.
  4. Eating children straight off the street.
  5. In July 2007, Bret Stephens of The Wall Street Journal wrote: “Russia has become, in the precise sense of the word, a fascist state. It does not matter here, as the Kremlin’s apologists are so fond of pointing out, that Mr. Putin is wildly popular in Russia: Popularity is what competent despots get when they destroy independent media, stoke nationalistic fervor with military buildups and the cunning exploitation of the Church, and ride a wave of petrodollars to pay off the civil service and balance their budgets.”

That’s all I have to say about Putin for today. Know of other lizard people or have something to say on Putin? Let us know.

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Henry Kissinger: Definite Lizard Person

Henry Kissinger is clearly a lizard person.

Kissinger Is A Lizard Person

Kissinger Is A Lizard Person

His extensive time at Harvard in the 50′s was really a cover for needing a place to stay while he directed the landings of other alien craft on Earth.

It is said that some of the lizard people’s favorite seasonings are spicy mustards found in the Far East. Is it no wonder that Henry tried to bring an end to violent conflict in that area? They were desperate to reclaim a crucial food source, which they would need to continue to survive in our world.

I found the photo pictured at right by Googling for “henry kissinger lizard”, so you know it’s true. What other terms could you have used?

If you know of any other lizard persons, please email us at [email protected]

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Whitepaper Available: 5 Tips to Identify a Lizard Person

I’ve just put up a whitepaper on identifying lizard people up and to the right of this text. Please distribute it to your friends and loved ones so that they can be mindful of the lizard person menace and report them as they are discovered. Download the PDF of the 5 Tips to Identify a Lizard Person. I hope to keep it up until they attack.

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