Sean Connery wasn’t always a lizard person. Not everyone is born evil. Some people can be possessed by the mind-control devices that Lizard People brought with them to Earth though. Sean Connery is one of them. Consider the criteria:

1) Does not age apparently. See photo at right.

2) Large, pronounced jaw. He’s got a mean one. He tries to obscure it under a beard so people won’t see the implants given to him by his Lizard Person masters.

3) Ruthless. The man is 79 and still unstoppable!

Be on the lookout. Know that it’s still possible to turn him back to a human though – The Lizard People’s mind control isn’t permanent. He can be saved if someone acts quickly.

It should be no surprise that the man who has strangled the growing democracy of Russia is a Lizard Person. In fact, I suspect that he is most likely a commander of a small legion of lizard people, based on a few criteria:

1. 

   putin whispering to his puppet medvedev

   Crushing the private media and news sources in favor of public information management

2. Launching wars to crush small neighbor states that resist will
3. Putin’s famous temper that makes his eyes narrow and skin flash green is an obvious tell. Of being a lizard.
4. Eating children straight off the street.
5. In July 2007, Bret Stephens of The Wall Street Journal wrote: “Russia has become, in the precise sense of the word, a fascist state. It does not matter here, as the Kremlin’s apologists are so fond of pointing out, that Mr. Putin is wildly popular in Russia: Popularity is what competent despots get when they destroy independent media, stoke nationalistic fervor with military buildups and the cunning exploitation of the Church, and ride a wave of petrodollars to pay off the civil service and balance their budgets.”

That’s all I have to say about Putin for today. Know of other lizard people or have something to say on Putin? Let us know.

Henry Kissinger is clearly a lizard person.

His extensive time at Harvard in the 50′s was really a cover for needing a place to stay while he directed the landings of other alien craft on Earth.

It is said that some of the lizard people’s favorite seasonings are spicy mustards found in the Far East. Is it no wonder that Henry tried to bring an end to violent conflict in that area? They were desperate to reclaim a crucial food source, which they would need to continue to survive in our world.

I found the photo pictured at right by Googling for “henry kissinger lizard”, so you know it’s true. What other terms could you have used?

If you know of any other lizard persons, please email us at iknowalizard@lizardpersonornot.com

Hillary Clinton. The very name terrifies most humans. If you don’t know her, you can tell right away something is wrong.

The signals of Lizard-dom are all there. What kind of human has that name?

Hillary also meets many of the criteria for being a lizard person. If she isn’t actually a lizard person herself, she’s definitely trying pretty hard!

Be on the watch for this one. She’s sure to start eating people again at any moment. Note that the signs below would not mean anything taken on their own, but when combined, they are a very strong indicator of being a Lizard-Person.

Some of Hillary Clinton’s Lizard-signs:

1) Unchanging apparent age. Hair and style that never changes. Really, she looks the same as she did 15 years ago.

2) Unusually large, pronounced jaw. Seen swallowing small animals/children whole.

3) Unusual cunning and powerful demeanor. Rising to stature unusual for someone like her.

4) Vicious, ruthless attitude. She has an unusual reputation for eating subordinates and competitors!

Agree? Disagree? Let me know. If you spot any other lizard people, especially on her staff, please let us know at iknowalizard@lizardpersonornot.com.

Grady Little is almost certainly a lizard person. Just look at him. It’s all about him, like an aura of evil.

From the 2003 ALCS blowup, to, oh, I don’t know, anything else that you can name about him, Grady Little is definitely a lizard person trying to subvert our world. Think about how many hopes and dreams he crushed in Game 7… Is there anything more lizardlike than that?

Agree or disagree in the comments, or suggest other lizard people to iknowalizard@lizardpersonornot.com