John Key, Prime Minister of New Zealand, recently went on the record stating that he does not believe he is a lizard person. This is not a joke, and it’s excellent news. As we all know, lizard people cannot deny their true nature if they are confronted with it. By directly responding to a question and stating that he’s not a lizard person, I believe that John stands with us.
I’m also fairly sure that he is not a human collaborator of the lizard people, given his statement: “I’ve never been in a spaceship, never been in outer space, and my tongue’s not overly long either.” He knows the signs of the lizard, and has avoided them. Good on you John!